Every so often in the corners of the internet, someone, somewhere has discovered a phallic-looking food item. But never in the history of the world wide web has a penis-shaped snack come close to the accuracy of this buffalo wing.
The “Buffalo Dicken Finger,” as Barstool Sports has cleverly named it, is quite the mystery. It was posted to Reddit last weekend, but it is unclear who posted the photo and where they were served the, uh, meat. And don’t even get me started on the subject of how on earth this piece of chicken got its shape. That question will blow (no pun intended) my mind for all of eternity.
But there is one question that we can answer: would you eat it? Our answer: Yes. Obviously the shape makes things seriously awkward; you can’t just pick it up with your hands and take a bite (neither end is safe,) and something about taking a fork and a knife to that thing feels wrong. But it is a buffalo chicken wing, so not eating it would basically be a crime. Really, anything dipped in buffalo sauce should be eaten. Now, as far as dipping in a creamy ranch or blue cheese dressing, well that’s up to you.