It’s JUST FOOD, guys.
I know a lot of you are going to be like, “HEY VAGINAS AREN’T VULVAS!” but just roll with me here, okay? And if you don’t know the difference, you can learn about that here. Anyway, back to these vagina foods.
1. This pumpkin:
![A pumpkin with large folds on one side](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2020-08/12/18/asset/321da839a842/sub-buzz-11970-1597255681-28.jpg?downsize=700%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto)
2. This jar of peanut butter:
![a jar of peanut butter with a hole in the middle](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-9766-1498239156-4.jpg?downsize=700%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto)
3. This yam:
![A buttered yam split in half](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-28717-1498237612-3.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
4. This pear:
![A pear that looks like it has legs and a vulva](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2020-08/12/18/asset/321da839a842/sub-buzz-11992-1597256085-9.png?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
5. This tub of butter:
![Butter with a small hole in the middle](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-29743-1498239765-7.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
6. This tortellini:
![A piece of pasta with folds that look like legs and a vulva](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2020-08/12/18/asset/f0d82f7856c0/sub-buzz-2105-1597255825-13.jpg?crop=390:440;0,192&downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
7. This oyster:
![An oyster on a shell with thin layers of muscle](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-24380-1498239079-1.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
8. This poached egg:
![A poached egg on a bagel with the yolk oozing out](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-23689-1498238018-1.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
9. This cotton candy:
![Fluffy cotton candy with layers](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-24393-1498239101-1.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
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10. This edamame:
![Cooked edamame split open with the bean inside](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-23115-1498238108-10.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
11. This dried mango:
![Dried mango fruit with the edges curled up](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-8584-1498237293-3.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
12. This tangerine:
![A tangerine with a folded part on one side](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-9615-1498239180-9.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
13. This pastry:
![A baked pastry with many folds in the middle](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-9615-1498238670-1.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
14. This orange:
![An orange with a line down one side](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-28357-1498237263-3.jpg?crop=315:359;102,192&downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
15. This fried chicken:
![A piece of fried chicken with a deep space in the middle](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-30242-1498239826-1.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
16. This baby carrot:
![A baby carrot that's naturally split open](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-23730-1498238081-1.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
17. This strawberry cream pie:
![A small pie with a hole in the middle and frosting on top](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-24283-1498239641-7.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
18. This prime tri-tip sandwich:
![A sandwich that has flaps of meat folded out](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-23181-1498237471-3.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
19. This steak:
![A thin piece of steak with a hold in the middle](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-29434-1498239326-9.jpg?crop=537:577;13,3&downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
20. This mango seed:
![A seed that has a hole in the middle](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-8351-1498237374-7.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
21. This mango:
![A mango with bulging folds on one side](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-28546-1498237805-7.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
22. This pistachio:
![A pistachio shell folded around another pistachio](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-8974-1498237940-3.png?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
23. And finally, this fortune cookie:
![A fortune cookie broken in half and a message that says a pleasant surprise is in store for you tonight](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-06/23/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-9421-1498238489-1.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)