23 Funny Images Of Food Looking A Heck Of A Lot Like Vaginas

It’s JUST FOOD, guys.

I know a lot of you are going to be like, “HEY VAGINAS AREN’T VULVAS!” but just roll with me here, okay? And if you don’t know the difference, you can learn about that here. Anyway, back to these vagina foods.

1. This pumpkin:

A pumpkin with large folds on one side

2. This jar of peanut butter:

a jar of peanut butter with a hole in the middle

3. This yam:

A buttered yam split in half

4. This pear:

A pear that looks like it has legs and a vulva

5. This tub of butter:

Butter with a small hole in the middle

6. This tortellini:

A piece of pasta with folds that look like legs and a vulva

7. This oyster:

An oyster on a shell with thin layers of muscle

8. This poached egg:

A poached egg on a bagel with the yolk oozing out

9. This cotton candy:

Fluffy cotton candy with layers


10. This edamame:

Cooked edamame split open with the bean inside

11. This dried mango:

Dried mango fruit with the edges curled up

12. This tangerine:

A tangerine with a folded part on one side

13. This pastry:

A baked pastry with many folds in the middle

14. This orange:

An orange with a line down one side

15. This fried chicken:

A piece of fried chicken with a deep space in the middle

16. This baby carrot:

A baby carrot that's naturally split open

17. This strawberry cream pie:

A small pie with a hole in the middle and frosting on top

18. This prime tri-tip sandwich:

A sandwich that has flaps of meat folded out

19. This steak:

A thin piece of steak with a hold in the middle

20. This mango seed:

A seed that has a hole in the middle

21. This mango:

A mango with bulging folds on one side

22. This pistachio:

A pistachio shell folded around another pistachio

23. And finally, this fortune cookie:

A fortune cookie broken in half and a message that says a pleasant surprise is in store for you tonight